Obama 'Firsts' List

As much as I would have liked to take credit for compiling the following list, it comes from Tim Powers via the Western Journalism site.  As comprehensive as it is, I believe it misses a few 'firsts', which I will add at the end of it.  Enjoy, although that seems like a gross perversion of the word in this instance.
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Whoever said that Obama hasn’t acomplished anything in his first term?
WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS!…

• First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
• First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
• First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
• First President to violate the War Powers Act.
• First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
• First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
• First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party, a violation of the U.S. Constitution.
• First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when there was no such thing as ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.
• First President to recommend changing our National Anthem as it portrays and promotes violence and is warlike in its theme.
• First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer Breakfast and activities.
• First President to initiate a Cash for Clunkers Program to clean up exhaust that adds to global warming, then extended it because it was so popular — wasting hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars.
• First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
• First President to bypass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
• First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
• First President to demand a company hand over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
• First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
• First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
• First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
• First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
• First President to tell a major manufacturing company which state they are allowed to locate a factory in.
• First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
• First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
• First President to fire an inspector general of Americorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
• First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
• First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 90 to date.
• First President to pledge complete transparency while campaigning, then hide his medical, educational,and travel records.
• First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
• First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tours’.
• First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends; paid for by the taxpayer.
• First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
• First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
• First President to repeat the Holy Qur’an and tells us that the early morning Islamic call to worship is the most beautiful sound on earth.
• Now it is up to us Freedom-loving Americans to see to it that he is voted out after his FIRST term. May God bless America again. Stay safe, and be aware of your surroundings.

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Now, as to the additions I came up with:

• First President to ordering the alteration of scientists' findings in order to justify a drilling moratorium.  
• First President to recognize gay marriages as being equal to heterosexual marriages.  
• First President to threaten bankers by stating that he is the only person standing between them and the angry public.  
• First President to nominate Supreme Court justices who openly believe in the superiority of other nations' constitutions than ours.
• First President to have his literary agent promote him as being Kenyan born for 17 years and then claim he was born in Hawaii.
• First President to allow not one but two soldiers go to jail for refusing to follow orders of a commander-in-chief, then release a fraudulent birth certificate that is covered up by the media until Sherriff Joe Arpaio does his own investigation (and is still covered up to this day).
• First President to bow to the Saudi king.
• First President to back stab allies including Honduras, Colombia, Israel, Poland, Czech Republic, Taiwan, Iranian protesters among others, while embracing Hugo Chavez and every other tin horn dictator that shares his belief in Marxism.
• First President who displays a troublesome narcissistic egomaniacal psychosis.
• First President to accumulate $5.1 trillion in debt in 3 years.
• First President to ignore court subpoenas on everything from his eligibility to congressional. investigations of Fast and Furious and other scandals.
• First President who was the editor of Harvard Law Review and a supposed constitutional scholar, but does not know basic case law.

 
....and the list goes on and on.